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The Book of Romans The Vibe Version™
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1  Don’t miss the Mark — How to Avoid Living Life on Airplane Mode
‍¹ Ehhh, what’s up my guys, it’s your boy Paul — aka “God’s Guy on the Ground,” dedicated to the Jesus Mission 24/7.
² God sent me out here to highkey spill the tea about His Son, Jesus, who was promised to us ages ago in the scriptures (spoiler alert: He’s the real one).
³ So yeah, Jesus — Son of God, royalty-level legit, descendant of David himself.
⁴ But this wasn’t just any dude from a family tree. Jesus went and beat death, showing us He’s divine.
⁵ And through Him, I’ve got this job now — to get ya’ll hyped about living this life God’s way.
⁶ Yes, I’m talking to YOU, all my people and fam in Rome!
⁷ You’re already in God’s squad, loved and chosen. Blessings on blessings to you from God the Father and Jesus, our MVP.
⁸ Alright, step one: I’m legit thankful for you guys. Everyone, and I mean everyone, is talking about your faith! You’re like the spiritual influencers of the ancient world.
⁹ I never stop thanking God for you when I’m sending those prayers up (and yes, I pray a whole lotty, #humblebrag).

¹⁷ In this story, God’s like, “Here’s the cheat code to be right with Me.” And the secret sauce? Faith, fam. Straight up faith, just believe.
¹⁸ Now, heads up: God’s all about love, and He’s also a big fan of justice too. But, People who pretend He’s not there? Yeah, He sees that.
¹⁹ Deep down, they know God’s real. They’re just playing themselves.
²⁰ Since Day One, God’s been out here dropping clues about His existence in nature. Just take a look around — mountains, oceans, sunsets — it’s all like a giant neon sign that says, “God Was Here.” So yeah bro, no excuses.
²¹ But some people, instead of being like, “Thank you, God!” just went, “Nah, I’ll do my own thing.” And their minds? Became like a malfunctioning phone screen — glitchy and dark.
²² They thought they were the geniuses of the century but ended up acting like clowns.
²³ They swapped out God’s epic glory for a bunch of DIY idols — like statues, animals, random human ideas, whatever they could think of. Total downgrade, honestly. This ain’t it, fam.
²⁴ So, God’s like, “Alright, you do you.” And they went off the rails in  sin — hitting God with the biggest ick..